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cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
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post-sexual tension mixtape
Hey, I made you a mixtape. the genre today is lo-fi indie guitar pop with a hint of big beat and No-wave and chainsaw punk.¡ENJØY!
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- Evans The Death - Telling Lies (http://soundcloud.com/slumberland-records/evans-the-death-telling-lies)
- Terry Malts- Nauseous (http://soundcloud.com/slumberland-records/terry-malts-nauseous)
- Sea Lions - Love Song (http://soundcloud.com/unpluggedlamp/sea-lions-love-song)
- Bonne Idée - Glassbåten (http://soundcloud.com/eardrumspop/10-bonne-id-e-glassb-ten)
- Big Troubles - She Smiles For Pictures (http://vimeo.com/30176102)
- Violens - Der Microarc (http://soundcloud.com/slumberland-records/violens-der-microarc)
- Lesley Gore-That’s The Way Boys Are (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYt3ptpAg60)
- Pictures Of Grey - Sonic Epilogue: November 11th (http://picturesofgrey.bandcamp.com/track/sonic-epilogue-november-11th)
- Chris Bell - Better Save Yourself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTUcjGQimtA)
- Bloc Party - Every time is the last time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBWAbguuD0k)
- Bloc Party - Uniform (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtqlvXC01mk)
- Chemical Brothers - Not another Drugstore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW9l_7u6UcY)
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The “transporter” device, which is used to teleport people and things from party to party or from party to club and the other way around in an instant. Persons or non-living items would be placed on the transporter pad and are dismantled particle by particle by a beam with their atoms being patterned in a computer buffer and converted into a beam that is directed toward the destination, and then reassembled back into their original form (usually automatically updating twitter). Website-to-website transportation is also possible, where the subject does not need to be reassembled on the transporter pad before being transported and reassembled on a different location. However, there are a few accounts of groups of teleportees being fused together by a scrambled egg, transported to shitty tumblr accounts, leaving copies of posts of themselves behind, and similar mishaps.
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this is now a kyle PRO’brien blog!!!! this is a totally shaving23spiders positive blog. no haters allowed (:
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My name is Jiro and I like a few Kevin Bacon movies and lasagna.
Cali native.
I'm straight edge, but I smoke weed and do drug on the weekend.
I don't drink, unless it gets me drunk.
I fucking love Merzbow and MF DOOM.
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